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Study Confirms Back-in Parkers More Intelligent, Attractive, Successful than Pull-in Parkers

~CONTENT POWERED BY FLOOD MARKETING~ A recently-concluded study suggests that individuals who back their vehicles into parking spaces are superior human beings compared to those who pull into parking spaces.   The research, conducted by the University of Wyoming sociology department, found that reverse parkers are 83% more confident and happy than their willy-nilly, sad-sack…

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Verizon and AT&T: Conflict Between Titans

~CONTENT POWERED BY FLOOD MARKETING~ There are battles waged throughout history that have defined humanity. Whether they be in our physical realm or deal primarily with the metaphysical, wars have been fought that have shaped what it means to be human. Light and dark. Yahweh and Lucifer. Rama and Ravana. Finally, the foremost of these…

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MAN TRIES TO SELL SOUL ON UPCYCLE, FINDS NO TAKERS

~CONTENT POWERED BY ANTELOPE BUTTE FOUNDATION~ Ambitiously posting “Local Soul for Sale, YOU HAUL-$50 or Best Offer”, a Sheridan-area man has found little to no interest in his most recent Upcycle posting. He has thus far commented “bump” twice, yet the only post engagement appears to be one “like”, from his grandmother. He was quoted…

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LOCAL MAN SPENDS 7 DAYS STUCK AT 4-WAY STOP

~CONTENT POWERED BY ANTELOPE BUTTE FOUNDATION~ A Sheridan area man, whose name has been redacted, recently recounted his harrowing ordeal at a 4-way stop to the Sheridan Brand team. His 5 o’clock shadow approaching 6 o’clock, his eyes sunken in, he shakily recalled,   “It all happened so fast. One moment I was at the 4-way,…

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Milky Way Still Awestruck by View of Wyoming

~CONTENT POWERED BY FLOOD MARKETING~ Photo Credit: Dave Lane Astrophotography – Website – Facebook Wyoming is the Milky Way’s favorite place on Earth to gaze upon from the nighttime sky, the spiral-shaped wonder confirmed, saying that after all these years the thrill hasn’t diminished.  “You know, I’ve seen it a thousand times — millions actually…

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