“They don’t let you drink beer there, either.”



“I’m an orphan. I grew up in an orphanage in Laramie, Wyoming before I went into the marine corps. Well, that’s not quite true. First I had to go get my GED, because they don’t let’cha in the Marines without a high school education. After I served, I went to college for 7 years and earned myself a doctorate degree in psychology. After that I got hit by a bus and suffered from brain damage. I’ve probably been to every Veteran’s Hospital in the state of Wyoming, the last one I was at – they kicked me out for drinking beer. I moved around a bit and now here I am at the Sheridan Manor. They don’t let you drink beer there, either.”


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