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SHERIDAN, WY — Sheridan-area man (we’ll refer to him as Tim Johnson in order to protect his true identity) defended his homemade jerky as “totally-unique tasting” and “just as good as what you’d buy in the store” before forcing a Ziploc full of his leathery carrion on a random passerby at the corner of Grinnell and Main.
Eyewitnesses state that the man appeared leery of tasting Johnson’s creation. Opening the baggie and being hit with an odor described as something that smelled like a mix between a dog treat and antique furniture, the passerby inquired as to the source of the meat. Johnson reportedly claimed the recipe is a family secret and repeatedly encouraged the passerby to “just taste it.”
After a hard, sinewy bite, the passerby smiled politely and told Johnson it wasn’t that bad, then quickly proceded around the corner before spitting out the bite and offering the still-full baggie to a stray dog.
Sources confirm that the dog refused the jerky.
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